Q: Since you guys are such a world travelers and all around great guys, what happens when you all lose your luggage on the plane ride? How do you survive?
A: Well first off thank you for the compliment, we try to be great guys! Now to your question, how do we survive? You do whatever you have to. Whatever will still make you look cool and trendsetting and something that will catch the ladies eyes. I will give you an example. After watching slumdog millionaire, one of our friends was all about seeing what India had to offer as far as the ladies went. He was certain the love of his life would be over there, so we decided to take a little trip. What do you think happens? Yep he wears too tight of pants and you can see the outline of his junk, which doesn't get through customs because they find guys with schlong outlined pants gross and offensive oh and also he loses his luggage on the flight. They did give him this ugly blue robe/blanket to cover up though, yeah I know a guy in a robe is not offensive right? Anyway he was about to panic when we told him, relax buddy, all you have to do is improvise and have some confidence. And that is what he did. All he had was the robe/sheet and our other friend let him borrow a white t shirt, but he made it work, just as you should. I thought taking one look at the guy, there was no way he could make it work but he rocked it as bad as he looked he rocked it. Don't depend on your friends, think like MacGyver and use what is available. You should have seen how many girls he got on this trip, and although he didn't meet the "one," he still did well for himself, and it was all thanks to his creativeness. So if you are to learn one thing here, it is don't wear to tight of pants to India or you will not be wearing them very long. Give your penis room to breath there. Here he is walking around town looking for Indian trim:
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